Babylicious

This is Nathan Michael, MF's nephew and my nephew-in-law-to-be. He's only a little over two weeks old, but look at his wise expression! He clearly knows the score and is not to be messed with. I'm fascinated by his long fingernails - so perfectly shaped, it's as though he got a manicure. His older brother Tyler (4) and sister Caroline (2) have been dealing well with his arrival, I'm told.

I remember when my brother suddenly appeared out of nowhere after I'd been basking in total adulation for a year and a half. I took one look at him and reluctantly decided that I would let him stay. He had potential. Sure enough, he proved to be an excellent human doll, and I was dressing him up as a girl while he quietly complied, looking confused in his wig and dress. It was a sad day for me when he realized he was a boy. The fun lasted only a few days. Undaunted, I would repeat this with my next younger brother 8 years later when he was born... Thanks to me, they have developed a healthy suspicion of girls.